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Cannibal Shakespeare

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Shall I compare thee to a nice buffet?
Thou art more tasty and nutritious
I like to fry the skin that I do flay
Your cartilage, crunchy and delicious
Verily, delectable's the taste
Of marrow sucked from leg bones I do break
A diner's fine food only lasts 'til late
Doggy bags are only good for a day
But my scrumptious, thy shelf life shall not fade
Thy lean meat shall a fine jerky create
Thy fat's a preserving marinade
With silken tongue, a pickle I shall make
So long as flesh of man can serve to please
I shall use thy corpse for gastronomy
:hungry:



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WolfyDawny's avatar
I dare someone to say this during a Shakespeare play. I dare someone. Like Romeo and Juliet, only instead of talking about her beauty, Romeo takes her by the hand, says this and then pulls out some salt and a napkin.